January 2011
I love that, of all of my Facebook statuses,  the ridiculously inappropriate ones are the ones that everyone likes.
Jan 31st
Some days, some people.
……………………………………..________ ………………………………,.-‘”……………….“~., ...
Jan 31st
1 note
I am actually a little sad when I lose a follower.
Not because I’m worried about what they think of me/ my content but out of concern that I actually offended someone. Obviously this is my own personal little bit of interwebs space to rant, rave, swoon and document and I’m going to be me but I’m not out to actively offend, incite or gross people out either. Just sayin’.
Jan 31st
carlosmar started following you I love this tumblr and would love to follow but it is totally NSFW. It’s great though.
Jan 31st
4 tags
Jan 31st
I don’t even like Dobby but his death is pretty fucking tear jerking too. I am turning to mush.
Jan 30th
I already know it’s coming but for some reason when Hedwig dies it always sends me over the edge. It’s too much.
Jan 30th
Cooking up a storm (for others.)
Adobo chipotle hash browns with onions over new crop rice with baked Cholula tomatoes and over easy eggs.  
Jan 30th
1 note
6 tags
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
1 tag
Jan 30th
Je suis un buzzkill.
Designated driver; agreed to drop friend off at Madam’s Organ. Stuck around to avoid multiple trips at 1am. Reminded good and hard how much I hate crowds. I hate dance music. I hate drunk sweaty chubby women in hoards. I hate drunk thin women in gaggles. I hate people that “grind” on the dance floor to the point that they are actually on the dance floor, horizontal, and I...
Jan 30th
1 note
BF is playing Black Ops and I left my book at...
Please ask me things. 
Jan 30th
2 tags
Jan 30th
36,806 notes
3 tags
Jan 30th
35 notes
2 tags
Jan 29th
4 tags
Jan 29th
4 tags
Jan 29th
1 note
5 tags
Jan 29th
7 notes
1 tag
Jan 29th
2,114 notes
4 tags
Jan 29th
3 tags
Jan 29th
4 tags
Jan 29th
3 notes
1 tag
Jan 29th
1 tag
Jan 29th
2 tags
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
52 notes
1 tag
Jan 28th
1 note
I will marry this man so hard one day. So hard.
    the other day     pete and i went to Hmart     and he bought a watermelon     that’s cool     i don’t really like melon     but whatevs     so we get home     i’m cooking dinner     and he is cutting melon     i turn around     and he is sticking a slice of melon     up     his     nose     he realizes he’s been caught     goes wide eyed for a second     but continues...
Jan 28th
1 tag
Jan 28th
505 notes
Should Tumblr care? In response to issues with... →
yeahiwasintheshit: passthemike:dannorton: …phew, tumblr is letting me post this. This will all be great content for the Tumblr movie. WAHH WAHH WAHH… so you got a shitty response from the guy who created the platform you use to advertise your shitty writing on. for free! BIG FUCKING DEAL. get over it. godamn americans and your first world problems. tl;dr Haha, he’s 24. Really,...
Jan 28th
52 notes
2 tags
Jan 28th
386 notes
1 tag
Jan 28th
1 note
3 tags
Jan 26th
2 tags
Jan 26th
2 tags
Jan 26th
2 tags
Jan 26th
1 note
3 tags
Jan 26th
1 tag
Jan 26th
1 tag
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
51 notes
3 tags
Jan 26th
rowdypuffpiper said: i see a body, is that you?
Yiiiis. No ghosts here. Scary people? Maybe. But no ghosts. The lights were half out yesterday though and the ones that were on were flickering like crazy.
Jan 25th
I LOVE YOU, THE WORLD, AND EVERYONE IN IT!
I am in such a mood today. It is good. I love you Tumblrs!
Jan 25th
3 tags
Jan 25th
133 notes
3 tags
Jan 25th
4 tags
Jan 25th
1 note
1 tag
Jan 25th
12 notes
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
1 note