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December 2011
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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I am on a mission:
To not buy anything new for 6 months.
I’ve got this bottle of Dr. Bronner’s. Let see how far I can stretch it.
Baby steps.
I just got an ipad last night for xmas.
It is beautiful. I want to sleep with it, forget to pull out, pass out in the wet spot and have illegitimate children with it.
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